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Books with author Mark David Smith

  • Do Monsters Wear Undies?

    Mark Smith

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Sept. 23, 2013)
    A #1 Best Selling Children's Book! Parents and children love Do Monsters Wear Undies! “Do Monsters Wear Undies will make kids laugh out loud, and they will want to read it over and over." - Shawn “The kids in my preschool class love it. It is fast becoming a favorite of the class. I highly recommend this book!” - Jane Jones Preschool Teacher “My granddaughter who is 8 years old loved the book. Thank you for inspiring young readers to read!" - Tence “My kids laughed from start to finish and wanted more.” - Cathy “This book is excellent! Makes the kids laugh and is easy to read. Well worth the buy!" - Janel “I'm a lover of all things that rhyme, but when it can make my 6 year old son laugh...you know it has to be great! Mark Smith hit a home run with undies for this story line." - Angela Best selling children's book author Mark Smith answers the question that every child wants to know. Do Monsters Wear Undies? Find out for yourself in this fully illustrated rhyming picture book that comes to life with bright vibrant colors, and a catchy rhythm that kids will fall in love with. Hooray for underwear! Says a giant monster bear. He wears his boxer shorts while playing his favorite sports. Say hi to Max, A monster who wears slacks. He has purple hair and matching purple underwear. This book has been created with early readers in mind, but the whole concept will appeal to the kid in all of us. Do monsters wear undies? What are you waiting for? Grab a copy and find out for yourself!
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  • Fart Monster: A Super Funny Illustrated Book for Kids 8-13

    Mark Smith

    eBook (Smith & Jewels Publishing, Aug. 27, 2013)
    “A non-stop laughing adventure! I want more!" - Shawn“Farts, egg salad, boogers and big sisters. My son can relate to all of these and more!" - MIke“One of the best fart books I have read all summer!" - Jessie“Gross, disgusting and crude! I LOVED IT!" - JimWhat do you get when you feed a fart monster nothing but egg salad? You get the worst smelling farts in the world, and Jimmy is about to use these nasty paint peeling farts to get some stinky sweet revenge on his older booger flicking sister. What happens next could only be described as a hilariously funny, disgusting, shocking plan for revenge. Who will win? Jimmy's evil older sister, or the fart monster that lives under his bed? Grab a gas mask and get ready to laugh your butt off with your own copy of FART MONSTER!
  • Spark - A Bedtime Rhyming Children's Picture Book

    Mark Smith

    language (, Aug. 3, 2012)
    Spark is a bedtime rhyming picture book for children. Children will enjoy the rhyming rhythm, and the funny color illustrations will make them giggle with delight. Every child is afraid of the dark, but not with Spark. Spark is a nightlight that keeps things nice and bright.“No monsters, no worry. No creepers in a hurry.No snakes. No Spiders.No Skeleton bike riders.”What other things will Spark keep out at night? There is only one way to find out! You and your children will have to read every single page! Sure to become a classic!
  • Incredible Baby Turtles: Fun Animal Books For Kids With Facts & Incredible Photos

    Mark Smith

    language (, Jan. 3, 2013)
    It is time to Explore Our Incredible World! In this fully illustrated book, children will find out what makes baby turtles so incredible. They will find out what they eat, where they live and what makes them different from full grown turtles. It is all about exploration and learning in a fun way.Your children will love the full color photographs that spring to life on every model of the Kindle. Children will consider themselves experts on baby turtles when they finish reading this fun filled adventure.Here is what is inside.IntroTurtle EggsHow are baby turtles different than full grown turtles?Why do turtles bury their eggs?IncubationHow Do Turtles Lay Eggs?How Long Does It Take Turtle Eggs To Hatch?What Do Baby Turtles Eat?The Incredible Journey of One Baby Sea TurtleThis book has been designed with younger children in mind, but older kids will love the great pictures and fact filled information too. What are you waiting for? Start Exploring Our Incredible World today.
  • Write Like a Superhero: How to Find Your Power as a Young Author

    David R. Smith

    Paperback (Independently published, July 22, 2019)
    Superheroes come in all shapes and sizes… and they have many powers. Some can see through walls; others fly fast or run far. Superhero writers have the power to create amazing stories with wonderful descriptions and realistic characters. They know the right words to breathe life into their sentences and paragraphs. No matter what you’re writing—narrative, opinion, or informative texts— this book will be your source of creative power.
  • 2050 T.W. SNIPER: Low Tech Warrior

    David Smith

    language (, April 20, 2020)
    The Appearance of a caveman looking marine in a front line military base triggers an international clarion call.
  • If the World Were a Village

    David J. Smith

    Paperback (Gardners Books, Dec. 31, 2003)
    This is the new paperback edition of a beautiful and unique book, which explains facts about the world's population in a simple and fascinating way. Instead of unimaginable billions, it presents the whole world as a village of just 100 people. We soon find out that 22 speak a Chinese dialect and that 17 cannot read or write. We also discover the people's religions, their education, their standard of living, and much much more...This book provokes thought and elicits questions. It cannot fail to inspire children's interest in world geography, citizenship and different customs and cultures, whether they read it at home or at school.
  • Animal Poop - What's All the Stink About?

    Mark Smith

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Sept. 5, 2013)
    The crappiest book in the world is now available in print! Written with kids in mind, but adults can't seem to stop reading the train wreck of crappy information! Find out what all the stink is about before its becomes a #2 best seller! "Brilliant! Gross and Disgusting." I.P. Freely "Prefect bathroom book" John Crapper "The crappiest book ever!"Ben Dover Best selling children's book author Mark Smith has takes you closer than you may ever want to get to the world of animal poop. Don't be afraid. Dive right in! There are very few books that will make you laugh, feel disgusted and amazed at the same exact time. That is exactly what Animal Poop - What's All the Stink About accomplishes. This book is for kids, but adults will find the train wreck of animal poop facts hard to put down too. Let's face the facts,there comes a time in every kids life when they want to know more about poo. They want to look at it real close. This book gives them that opportunity without getting their hands all dirty. Dive in and find gross and disgusting facts about: Animal Poop Lingo Which Species Produces the Most Feces Dinosaur Poop Putting Animal Poop to Good Use Poop Paper Poop Cakes Poop Coffee Poop Medicine Poop Jewelry Is Animal Poop Nature's Filter? Will Bird Poop Make You Look Young? Using Poop as a Disguise Find out what all the stink is about. Grab your copy of Animal Poop today before it becomes a number two best seller!
  • Fart Monster: A Super Funny Ilustrated Book for Kids 8-13

    Mark Smith

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Oct. 28, 2013)
    “A non-stop laughing adventure! I want more!" - Shawn “Farts, egg salad, boogers and big sisters. My son can relate to all of these and more!" - MIke “One of the best fart books I have read all summer!" - Jessie “Gross, disgusting and crude! I LOVED IT!" - Jim What do you get when you feed a fart monster nothing but egg salad? You get the worst smelling farts in the world, and Jimmy is about to use these nasty paint peeling farts to get some stinky sweet revenge on his older booger flicking sister. What happens next could only be described as a hilariously funny, disgusting, shocking plan for revenge. Who will win? Jimmy's evil older sister, or the fart monster that lives under his bed? Grab a gas mask and get ready to laugh your butt off with your own copy of FART MONSTER!
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  • Do Monsters Wear Undies Coloring Book: A Rhyming Children's Coloring Book

    Mark Smith

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, May 26, 2015)
    A #1 Best Selling Children's Book Is Now A Coloring Book! Parents and children love Do Monsters Wear Undies! “Do Monsters Wear Undies will make kids laugh out loud, and they will want to read it over and over." - Shawn “The kids in my preschool class love it. It is fast becoming a favorite of the class. I highly recommend this book!” - Jane Jones Preschool Teacher “My granddaughter who is 8 years old loved the book. Thank you for inspiring young readers to read!" - Tence “My kids laughed from start to finish and wanted more.” - Cathy “This book is excellent! Makes the kids laugh and is easy to read. Well worth the buy!" - Jane “I'm a lover of all things that rhyme, but when it can make my 6 year old son laugh...you know it has to be great! Mark Smith hit a home run with undies for this story line." - Angela Best selling children's book author Mark Smith answers the question that every child wants to know. Do Monsters Wear Undies? Find out for yourself in this fully illustrated rhyming picture book where you get to choose the colors, and a catchy rhythm that kids will fall in love with. Hooray for underwear! Says a giant monster bear. He wears his boxer shorts while playing his favorite sports. Say hi to Max, A monster who wears slacks. He has purple hair and matching purple underwear. This book has been created with early readers in mind, but the whole concept will appeal to the kid in all of us. Do monsters wear undies? What are you waiting for? Grab a copy and find out for yourself!
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  • Viral Pandemic and Homemade Sanitizer: A guide to surviving the viral outbreak and how to make germ-free homemade sanitizer

    David A. Smith

    language (, March 26, 2020)
    Do you want to uncover what are pandemics? Do you wish to learn more about the current pandemic situation in the world and how to cope with it? Looking to discover how some vital techniques can help you surviving in the current pandemic situation? Do you wish to make sure that germs don’t follow you everywhere!If yes, then keep reading!As you all know, the novel virus is officially a Pandemic and everyone has its effects in one form or another. Do you wish to know everything about this novel virus? This bundle book has addressed in detail the answers to the basic questions to keep everyone up to date. After reading this bundle book, one can easily find the precaution and recommendation regarding the current viral outbreak. This bundle book aims at helping the normal person to have a better and healthy future. The guide uncovers details about Pandemics throughout the history, current Pandemic in the world, its Causes, Symptoms, prevention techniques and ways to be self-quarantined. Hand sanitizers are one of the tools to be used against the novel viral outbreak. Hand sanitizers other than personal use are also widely used in nursing homes, hospital exits, and in many public washrooms. This bundle book will help you to learn about the correct method of making and using a homemade hand sanitizer to keep yourself and your loved ones safe. In this bundle book, you’ll learn about:•Pandemics, it’s phases and effects •How to Survive a Pandemic? •The technique of self-quarantine-When and how to do it?•Importance of Cleanliness in Life•Poor Hand Hygiene and Illnesses •How to make Home Made Sanitizer?So what are you waiting for? Buy now to become aware of the current pandemic situation in the world and be your own savior!
  • Incredible Animal Moms: Fun Animal Books For Kids With Facts & Incredible Photos

    Mark Smith

    language (, Dec. 30, 2012)
    Here is what others are saying about this fun ebook for kids."My 9 year old daughter loved this book!! It was also a great read aloud for my younger children. Great book!""There were some interesting choices of animals. Who would have thought that alligators, spiders, frogs and especially earwigs could be such good mothers? Hurrah for Moms...of all types""Mark Smith hits it out of the ballpark with this book. Not only is it filled with incredible photographs you'll love, the text is amazing. I learned a lot."Animal books for kids can be one of the best ways to teach young children about the many creatures that call our planet home. In this fully illustrated book, best selling children's book author Mark Smith teaches children about 20 of the greatest animal mothers on the planet. These animal moms go above and beyond their motherly duties to make sure that their children survive another day. You will be amazed to learn what some of these moms will do to ensure that their children survive. What does the Strawberry Poison Arrow Frog do that makes her such an incredible mom?How does a mother Cheetah stack up to all of the other moms in the animal kingdom?Why does a mother Octopus eat her own arm?Do you know who is the Queen of the Jungle?Find the answers to these incredible questions and more as we explore what could only be the 20 greatest moms on the planet in this fun ebook for kids.You can't have a book about the top animal mothers without featuring some of the cutest animal babies on our planet too. Get ready to fall in love with some of these little cuties, or be grossed out by the beauty that only a mother could love. This book has been written with children in mind, but parents will need to help their children read some of this book. Parents and children, prepare to be amazed by some truly incredible animal moms that can only be found by exploring our incredible world!Start exploring this animal fact book today.